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Update: If you want to read my sex stories with full nudity the ones way too kinky for my blog you can get my membership. Chris and I spent a lot of time together, we were housemates and we would be around one another almost constantly, we shared everything and people often mistook us for being a couple. It never occurred to me that Chris might have been jealous when I had men around my house or when I told him all of my sick sex stories, he just was Chris and I was Samantha and that was that. I guess I was oblivious. At this point in our lives, we both had partners, I was dating an arrogant businessman from the city, he was great in bed but pretty awful at dating but I was bored and wanted to see where it would go.