You know those special summer evenings out with friends where you all stay out a little later than you originally intended, and maybe order one more round of Aperol Spritzes and hummus with pita bread for the table than you thought you would, and all of a sudden everyone is feeling warm and loose and in the mood to faux-whisper the tales of their most thrilling or embarrassing or weird or funny romantic encounters? Scroll down to soak them up like that last bite of olive oil-drenched pita. Prepare to laugh, cringe and empathize—and add your own in the comment section if you have one. It was great. I heard some friends talking about how one of the New York Mets just left the bar, so in my slightly inebriated state, I decided to go see if he was cute. He had just hailed a cab and was about to get in.
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So my friend and I decided to do some bartering. Who wants some melons? We attracted a lot of attention and earned some hearty snacks. But when this one super hot guy approached us and asked for some watermelon, my gut told me to demand a kiss instead of food in exchange for the fruit. We embraced in the most amazingly passionate, impromptu way, and then he handed me his business card and ducked away.
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Everybody has one or two, or three, or four… — the icebreaker story you tell your buddies on a Friday night as you reminisce the most cringe-worthy of your boudoir misadventures. For some this may not be the case. Your worst experience may not be something you are able laugh at or look back on. From embarrassing awkward moments, to hilarious epic fails, to shitty first times, to rape — seven people share with us their worst personal sexual encounters.